Finally! Nuclear Fusion has been achieved!
The Holy Grail of clean, sustainable energy, nuclear fusion, has been achieved by North Korea. In one swoop they have been able to trump 60 years of research, trillions in funding and the best and brightest minds the world over. Through Kim Jong-il’s exceptional leadership skills and astounding knowledge of particle and nuclear physics, he elegantly led his country’s scientists to this success. If you didn’t already know, he can also control the weather and is apparently the fastest person in the world. And, of course, he calls himself ‘Dear Leader.’
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Now that they have a limitless source of energy, North Korea no longer needs the huge amounts of food and oil aid. Good luck with that Kim Jong-il. Let us know how it works out.
